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At least I'm not as bad as Saggers is a parody of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. It summarizes the events in Round 1 in  I'm A Speedrunner 3 once again in song form. There are two versions of this song. The initial version was entirely done by Mr100PercentGamer while the revision was a track replacement by Ratchet5.

LyricsEdit

I want to get gems with Lukey's skill
I want a good draw from Andy's will
I want to cheat like TheMachineKing
I want to make sure an Aussie don't win

I want to get myself a couple of those...
Tubs that Andy Caroll loves
And so to Bandi... what can I say
Arguably not the greatest display

*Excerpt from Round 1 match*

We may be struggling but there is a reason to cheer
At least we're not as bad as Sags (Saggers)

We've put on a few pounds from Christmas lunch but
At least we're not as fat as Sags (Saggers)

Woahoohoohoo
We're sure not as fat as Sags (Saggers)

Woahoohoohoo
We're sure not as bad as Sags (Saggers)

I've watched the pundits now I'm a convert
To spoiling all the results before the match uploads
I want to go on the hunt for Caboose
And end up with a match against LBPNews

The pressure's increased but still at least
we're not as bad... bad as Sags (Saggers)

He's arguing, he's falling out, and Bandi's still bored
At least we're not as bad as Sags (Saggers)

Auron can't get to Toasty and Bandi's still bored
At least we're not as bad as Sags (Saggers)

Woahoohoohoo
We're sure not as bad as Sags (Saggers) [x2]

We're not playing well, that's been repeated
But we've lost just once, hardly defeated
Everyone's angry and sure I hear ya
But he's not a bad player, Hester

Listen my friends but I don't meant to be cruel
But he's only here because of Andrew's dropped ball

Ecoute mes amis mais je ne veux pas être cruel
Mais il n'est ici que grâce de balle à Andy

Balls up of Andy!
I can't believe that Teal... made it out of Group E

TheAFH beat Ratchet5, NGF beat Stijn
And at least we're not as bad as Sags (Saggers)

None of our groups were refusing to play
so at least we're not as bad as Sags (Saggers)

Woahoohoohoo
We're sure not as bad as Sags (Saggers) [x4]


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