Bandi is a parody of 'Fancy' by Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX, performed by TheMachineKing, made during I'm A Speedrunner 9.


Hello, everyone, CrashBandiSpyro12 AKA DingoCrash here, and today I'm here to talk about, um, a few things, that, uh...

First things first, I'm from Israel
And I'm not attracted to the females
While I edit this thumbnail (Yeeaahhh)

I am everything you wish you could
My Michael Jackson voice is so damn good (Ow!)
I play Crash, Spyro, (indecipherable)

My personality is so mature (What the hell!?)
(Indecipherable) (Glitch!)

I'm so Bandi
Let's play with the afro
I broadcast my vids
From my bedroom studio

I'm so Bandi
All the trolls wanna fight
But they're just sad bastards
With no li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ife

(Indecipherable), my gameplay, and some commentary
I'm free on Skype now, so come on and call me
With SpyroJam86, I always s**t bricks
(Homophobic nonsense)

(Indecipherable) it makes me hot
Like running 'round the backyard
And those who don't respect me
Are a bunch of retards

(Indecipherable) Ratchet5
In my hard drive

And multiple accounts
Are going about

And then I'll go to my friends
Then go outside
I've got so many of them
But they're all (indecipherable)

I'm so Bandi
My gaming willpower
I'll finish my Let's Play
Then go have a shower

I'm so Bandi
Then I'll be mad, and sad, and very very bad

Stucking in the wall
(Indecipherable) is very small
But it's enough for
(Homophobic nonsense)

Now check my subscriber rate
I got to this month and I suddenly (indecipherable)
Gameplay is all for fun
I don't rage that much in my speedruns
(Excerpt from CrashBandiSpyro12's "Where Is The Egg?" rage)

Still talking in Hebrew
(Anti-Semitic nonsense)
(Anti-Semitic nonsense)
Loud screams and explicit jokes
How many days until I get another stro-oke?

I frequently say basically
But basically with the basically and the basically
(Indecipherable), I'd rather do my speedruns

I'm so Bandi
Another livestream today
Got a bucket underneath me
So I can s**t and pray all day

I'm so Bandi
I've done everything
I'm better than all of you
Especially that stupid ass f****t TheMachineKing

Yep. That's it. Goodbye everyone. (Ahh...)

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