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I Wanna Win I'm A Speedrunner is a song done by Ratchet5 about I'm A Speedrunner 6 that's a parody of Down Under by Men at Work.

LyricsEdit

Travelling out of Colossus
Gotta pay a bear, gotta count my losses
My opponent's scary, he might beat me
I gotta beat him and win the tournament

And I say
I wanna win I'm A Speedrunner
Finally someone from down under
Can you hear, can you hear me wonder?
If an aussie will finally not blunder

Sitting in my chair in '09
Racing some Dutch guy, everything's going fine
"I'm on the balloonist" to him I said
Oh crap, I was supposed to go to Metalhead

And I cried
I wanna win I'm A Speedrunner
Finally someone from down under
Can you hear, can you hear me wonder?
If an aussie will finally not blunder

Last year I met with an American
He was 5 foot 9 and an island
I asked if he was good at Spyro 3
He said yes, I failed, and he beat me

And I screamed
I wanna win I'm A Speedrunner
Finally someone from down under
Can you hear, can you hear me wonder?
If an aussie will finally not blunder


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